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Every $uicideboy$ song ever! (I think?)

This is my attempt of compiling every song by $uicideboy$ ever. Please let me know if I’ve missed any songs, they specifically have to be released under the $uicideboy$ name though.
I have separated the songs into three sections: album songs, loosies, and features. Each list is roughly ordered chronologically, but are probably far from in perfect order. For instance, I’m aware Vietnam was released much earlier, but I just listed when it was released on an EP.
I’m not including remixes, like 100 Blunts, Kill Yourself and Maple Syrup. Bonus tracks on all projects are included though. Also, $outh $ide $uicide is only listed once, regardless of being on two albums. The INLFTRGMH’s are all considered three seperate songs each, totalling 9 songs, as opposed to three different medleys. I didn’t apply this to the 4th because it’s on an album, not its own EP.
Album Songs
  1. Kill Yourself
  2. Mask and Da Glock
  3. Maple Syrup
  4. Rotten Souls
  5. Friday the 13th
  6. Ocean Side Suicide
  7. 100 Blunts
  8. Smoked Out Loced Out
  9. Heavily Medicated
  10. Lettuce
  11. Slow Motion Potion
  12. Nm Jc
  13. Lo Fi (Kill Em All)
  14. Prince Tulip
  15. Thieves
  16. Peso
  17. Sleepy Hollow
  18. Fuck a Hoe
  19. Deep Web
  20. Aphrodite
  21. Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4
  22. Purple Ranger
  23. Gold (99-2000)
  24. Trapathy
  25. Saturn Sunrise
  26. Suicider
  27. Where’s Your God
  28. VIVIVI
  29. NOxygen
  30. Grey Boys
  31. Crucify Me Wearing Tommy
  32. Back From The Dead
  33. 333333
  34. Tempura
  35. Bags
  36. Kamehameha
  37. Vietnam
  38. Harvest Moon
  39. Don’t Give a Fuck
  40. Hair
  41. Durango 95
  42. Lemon Slime
  43. Smoked Out Loced Out Part II
  44. Flodgin
  45. Limp Wrist
  46. Sleep Walk
  47. Torcher
  48. Black Suicide
  49. Brooklyn
  50. Smoke Break
  51. Fema Camps
  52. And So It Was
  53. Number 1 Stunna
  54. Loot
  55. Pontiac Sunfire
  56. Magnolia
  57. Gabapentin Getaway
  58. Shrimp Poboy
  59. Prettyleaf
  60. To Kill a Mockingbird
  61. Clouds As Witnesses
  62. Gaudy Pack Shawty
  63. Behold a Pale Horse
  64. Kill Yourself Part II (includes hidden track)
  65. Free Gucci
  66. Chilly Gentilly
  67. Weightoven
  68. It’s About a 6 Hour Drive
  69. Ruby Is Finally Satisfied With His Verse
  70. Lacombe
  71. Whose Pills Are These
  72. 7th Or St Tammany
  73. Dead Batteries
  74. I’ll Pay For It (If I Want It)
  75. That’s Very Minimalist Of You
  76. Romulus
  77. Vices
  78. Straw Chairs
  79. 40 Oz and Sober
  80. Drugs/Money/Hoes/Etc
  81. St Bernard
  82. Leave Your Things Behind
  83. Rag Round My Skull
  84. I Miss My Dead Friends
  85. That Time We Went To Wal Mart In Memphis To Steal Some Shit Before We Met Up With TA To Shoot His Video
  86. Lte
  87. Gloss of Blood
  88. La Croix
  89. All My Life I’ve Wanted a Chevy
  90. I Ended Up Driving the Camaro Off the Causeway Bridge
  91. April Mourning
  92. Cerberus
  93. In Order To Cast a Shadow You Must First Light a Fire
  94. Handzum Suicide
  95. Sold My Soul To Satan Waiting In Line At The Mall
  96. Fuck Boy Blood Bath
  97. The Road To Hell Is Highway 59
  98. Sarcophagus
  99. Fuck a Hoe Part II
  100. G.R.E.Y.G.O.D.S.
  101. Dolemite
  102. 666 Forever
  103. Diemonds
  104. Ugly
  105. South Side Suicide
  106. Mount Sinai
  107. Lincoln Continental Memorial
  108. Mannequins Are My Best Of Friends
  109. Sunshine
  110. Rotten and Paralysed In a Tropical Paradise
  111. Fake Pontchartrain
  112. Exodus
  113. Blackbeard
  114. Broken(N)
  115. The Crescent Moon and the Rising Sun
  116. Everest
  117. Let Em Burn
  118. Second Coming
  119. Oracle
  120. My Flaws Burn Through My Skin Like Demonic Flames from Hell
  121. My Scars Are Like Evidence Being Mailed To The Judge
  122. I Will Celebrate For Stepping On Broken Glass And Slipping On Stomach Soaked Floors
  123. Wifi Password Incorrect
  124. Germantown
  125. Newport Reds
  126. 93 Premium
  127. Malebranche
  128. Cold Turkey
  129. Muddy Blunts
  130. Runnin Thru the 7th With My Woadies
  131. Gluttony
  132. Vincent Van Gough Ain’t Got Shit On Me
  133. Reign In Blood
  134. Shattered Amethyst
  135. Fold
  136. Tulane
  137. Cherish the Dead
  138. Opal Ring
  139. T.R.U.
  140. Whoa I’m Woeful
  141. A Death In the Ocean Would Be Beautiful
  142. Fuckthepopulation
  143. Kill Yourself Part III
  144. Iron Veil
  145. I Will One Day Learn To Fly into the Stars
  146. My Closet Is A Graveyard
  147. CLYDE (I Hope At Least One Of My Ex-Girlfriends Hears This)
  148. Paris
  149. Converting
  150. Low Key
  151. Gutting Catfish
  152. I Think I’m Ian Read
  153. Evolution
  154. Underwater Malibu
  155. Dejection
  156. To Have and Have Not
  157. Can of Worms
  158. One Girl Six Blades One Night Of Sin
  159. Ashtray
  160. Grey Magic
  161. Omen
  162. Gorilla Warfare
  163. Sarcophagus III
  164. Paper Bag Mask
  165. Cherry Pie
  166. Praisethedevil
  167. Jeffer Drive
  168. AM/PM
  169. Jon Voight
  170. Marlboros and White Widow
  171. Golden Calf
  172. Aite Bet
  173. Grayscale
  174. Antarctica
  175. Novus Ordo Seclorum
  176. Not Much To Look At
  177. West End
  178. Slenderman
  179. Uzi Looges
  180. Hepatitis G
  181. Do You Believe In God
  182. A Girl Named Drool and a Pack Of Cools
  183. The Sacred
  184. Chevrolet
  185. Aokigahara
  186. Resin
  187. The Nail To the Cross
  188. Stop Calling Us Horrorcore
  189. Champion of Death
  190. Goosebumps
  191. Magazine
  192. Memoirs of a Gorilla
  193. Breakdalaw2k16
  194. Say Cheese and Die
  195. Eclipse
  196. Chariot of Fire
  197. I Want To Believe
  198. Uglier
  199. Water Suicide
  200. Elysian Fields
  201. 275 Suicide
  202. Lucky Me
  203. It’s Hard To Win When You Always Lose
  204. O Pana
  205. Ultimate Suicide
  206. Leave Your Things Behind Part II
  207. If You Were To Get What You Deserve, You Would Know What the Bottom of a Tire Tastes Like
  208. Soul Doubt
  209. All That Glitters Is Not Gold, But It’s Still Damn Beautiful
  210. Slip On a Banana Clip
  211. Obey the Walrus
  212. 20th Centurion
  213. Treat Em Like a Prostitute
  214. King Cobra
  215. Here We Go Again
  216. Temple Spray
  217. Nightmare Choir
  218. You’re Now Tuning into 66.6 FM With DJ Rapture
  219. Audubon
  220. 2nd Hand
  221. Planting the Roots Only To Fall Out the Tree
  222. O Lord I Have My Doubts
  223. Hard To Tell
  224. New Chains Same Shackles
  225. Fuck
  226. Pump Fake
  227. Venom
  228. Styrofoam
  229. Withdrawals/Withdrawals
  230. Pictures
  231. I’m Done
  232. Smoked Out Scoped Out
  233. Gloom
  234. Lamar Avenue
  235. Second Lines Come With Broken Souls
  236. Face It
  237. I Am The Apocalypse
  238. Goodbye
  239. From the Beginning of Time Until the End of Time
  240. Leave Me Alone
  241. Failure By Design
  242. Introversion 2.0
  243. For the Last Time
  244. I Hung Myself For a Persona
  245. Now I’m Up To My Neck With Offers
  246. King Tulip
  247. Bring Out Your Dead
  248. Nicotine Patches
  249. 10000 Degrees
  250. 122 Days
  251. Phantom Menace
  252. Krewe du Vieux
  253. War Time All the Time
  254. Coma
  255. Long Gone
  256. Meet Mr Niceguy
  257. Carrollton
  258. Fuck the Industry
  259. I No Longer Fear the Razor Guarding My Heel Part IV
  260. Killing 2 Birds With 22 Stones
  261. Sour Grapes
  262. Don’t Trust Anyone
  263. Individuality Was So Last Year
  264. Aliens Are Ghosts
  265. Nothingleftnothingleft
  266. All Dogs Go To Heaven
  267. I Wanna Be Romanticised
  268. One Last Look at the Damage
  269. Whispers Indistinctly
  270. Mega Zeph
  271. Putrid Pride
  272. That Just Isn’t Empirically Possible
  273. What the Fuck Is Happening
  274. Bizarro
  275. Scope Set
  276. Fuck Your Culture
  277. And To Those I Love Thanks For Sticking Around
Loosies
  1. Smoke a Sack
  2. Storage
  3. Silent Night
  4. Royal
  5. Cup Full of Flames
  6. Kill Yourself Part IV
  7. Fuckallofyou2k18
  8. Either Hated Or Ignored
  9. Hung Up On The Come Up
  10. Scrape
Features
  1. Chetta - Soul
  2. Queen Michael - Cult II
  3. $hroomhead - Sushi
  4. XTheDolphin - Suicidewave
  5. Izreal - Hotline
  6. J Trauma - Lethargy
  7. Swag Toof - G Double O D
  8. Raziah Jones - I Met a Witch In The Woods
  9. Noah63 - Dark Crystal
  10. StereoRyze - Die From Suicide
  11. Mike Good - 666House
  12. Wavy Jones - The Invocation
  13. Trez - Psychedelic Suicide
  14. Smug Mang - Hatred
  15. Ghostemane - Seppuku
  16. Chetta - Polluted Paradise
  17. JGRXXN - Avant Garde
  18. JGRXXN - Avant Garde II
  19. Supa Sortahuman - Make Your Own Way
  20. B.C. Tha Hybrid - Dipped In Gold
  21. Ramirez - Sarcophagus II
  22. CP97 - Guillotine
  23. EndyEnds - Check
  24. Germ - Fuck Y’all Hoes
  25. Mikey the Magician - Chamber
  26. $hroomhead - Bottom Feeders
  27. Pouya - But Wait There’s More
  28. Pouya - Fat Hoes
  29. Yung Dori - Agora
  30. Fat Nick - 2 Hot 4 U
  31. Fat Nick - TTYL (remix)
  32. Wifisfuneral - I Can’t Fold
  33. Getter - 2 High
  34. Yung Dori - Depraved Suicide
  35. Kold-Blooded - 666 Below
  36. Germ - Rukus
  37. Mitchell Bay - Suicide Bay
  38. Ramirez - GreyGods
  39. 6XSS - Numbing the Pain Because Nerves Are Overrated
  40. Craig Xen - As The Bridges Burn
  41. Night Lovell - Joan of Arc
  42. YKOM - Henny and Dope
  43. Bexey - Cutthroat Smile
  44. Germ - Awkward Car Drive
I’m aware I’m probably missing a SHIT TON so please give me as much help as you can! I want to find every $uicideboy$ song ever!
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[Lets Build] Fireside Stories from Retired Adventurers

Welcome to the 109th [Lets Build]!
Interesting Fireside Stories from Retired Adventurers
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1 You fellas make sure to bring ink and parchment, you hear! I remember back, oh, 35 summers ago we found a crypt too big to tackle at the time so we decided to make a map. Only old Bark toes, well we called him Bark toes on account of being a druid his real name was Faelwyn (Sounds elvish but he was a Dwarf, damnedest thing really)... but anyway, old Bark toes had buried all our paper! Said it was only proper respect for Father Tree. So we had to hunt down a rabbit, tan the hide, then burn the map into it. Took 3 days, and that map reeked up my pack something fierce!
2 Hah! That reminds me of a particularly harsh winter when a dwarf I traveled with thought it’d be fun to explore a cave despite us being low on rations. Needless to say by the time spring rolled around I was plus a few Bullywug bites and minus a short bearded friend!
3 I wouldn’t eat that if I was you. I was once treated to the spectacle of what I thought was a Tabaxi coughing up a hairball. Turns out a Remorhaze egg had been incubating in her gut from some dodgy stew and she quickly became its first meal.
4 You think this is bad weather? I’ve seen it rain so hard that you’d swear it was coming from the ground and the sky at the same time. My boots filled so fast I had to walk barefoot to the nearest shelter I could find. Nearly stepped on a gas spore.
5 Well, let me tell you: you can take the mightiest knight or wizard in the kingdom, and they'll duel a demigod or storm the gates o'hell. But you throw enough angry chickens at'em, sooner or later they'll go DOWN. Buy me a top-shelf whiskey and I'll tell you how it happened to the high priest. It might come in handy later on.
6 That's a good story, but I bet you never saw a goliath hurl a gnome into the maw of an angry froghemoth, the hard part wasn't getting the gnome out of the creature, she did that much herself. The hard part was getting the stink o' frog guts off of the gnome.
7 Things are different these days, they are indeed. I was a Red Arrow, didja know that? Travelled all over these lands, usually in small bands but sometimes they were hundreds of us. Thousands! Everywhere we went we'd work to make people proud of their own accomplishments. Make 'em happy, even if they said our arrows were orange! And if they stole from others, or said unkind things, why we stabbed them with our cold blue spears to let the people know how to behave like proper folk!
8 This? Just a bit o' mead from home. Like wine, but made of honey; there's a bit of rose in this one, I think. Want a taste? (If offer is accepted, the mead is described as being pleasantly sweet and smooth, if a bit dry. May cause heartburn for those with hearts.) Good stuff, innit? My uncle's favorite; it's basically all he'd drink. We'd usually get that mead with the juniper berries mixed in, but my uncle preferred the rose mead. Said it tasted better. Dunno if I entirely agree, but that's what he would bring over. Heh...I remember one year, he came by, strangely empty-handed. My mum (his sister) asked where he mead was. That's the thing, he said, they said they was out. Some damn fool had made off with the barrels, leaving none for the rest of us. He suffered through the juniper mead, but he sure as hell wasn't happy about it. But then comes next week, right? He comes by with two kegs of the stuff. THEY FOUND IT, he said. He said he'd been walking along when he heard a commotion off the path, went to go check it out. And, sitting on top of a cart, drunk as hell, were the thieves. They hadn't even properly made off with the stuff, they were just sitting there barely off the road. Damn fools. My uncle seemed proud of himself. Man loved his mead. Maybe a little too much...
9 Hah! That's nothing! You want to know what 'up shit creek without a paddle' really looks like? Lemme tell you a story: Me and four of me mates (or so I thought) were going through the mountains with a big load from... I won't tell, because I might actually get back to that pile o' gold one day. But! We were going through this wicked cave, and suddenly drow, the dark bastards, jump out of the shadows and start shouting at us in broken common. Now, we're alone in the mountains, one weeks travel from any civilization, and ambushed by a crew of drow. That's the shit creek, now where's me paddle gone? Well as if the situation wasn't bad enough, there's a cave in that separates me from me mates (got Spencer's leg too), and now I'm alone against a dozen pissed off drow. Now, how I got out of that situation with only a dirk and a shovel to my name, is a story that there isn't a cup of mead big enough to buy from me.
10 So there I was, tied up. Not 20 feet from this sorceress and her gaggle of cultists. As the I was cutting my way through my bonds, and trying to signal to my mates that we need to stop this. The cultists were Chanting, the clouds were getting darker and the villager in the middle of the throng was getting really nervous. But all I could think about was that damn sorceress. Anyway, that's how I met my first ex-wife.
11 That ain't nothin' to be scared of. You ever been chased by an undead thunder lizard, vomiting zombies? I tell yah, that'll change the color of your pants and maybe even your religion!
12 So you should have seen it: Me, the most beautiful woman you ever saw and a table that turned out to be a mimic. Her palms were stuck to the surface for reasons I as gentleman shall not get into, and I was swinging my sword with one hand and hitching up my trousers with another. Anyway that was the last time I snuck into the Wizard's college storage cellar to fool around.
13 No crud, there I was at the Battle of Deepwater Isle, standing in front of the walls to Waterdeep. A hundred Sahaugin were storming up the bank, angry as a cat in a pond. We held them back, dropping them 3 to 1. Problem is, that wasn't fast enough and they just kept coming. Well, the Blackstaffs showed up on the wall behind us. Yah ever see what a Fireball does to aquatic flesh? It scared 'em, scared 'em right good but I tell yah, you never smell something so bad as burning water goblin! Except maybe troglodyte...
14 That's some nice shootin' there. Did I ever tell you about the time I one-shotted an orc with my sling? See, we was jumped on the Trade Way, just a simple escort job. This little warband of orcs jumped us on the road, lookin' for an easy take. Didn't expect we all had steel, yah see? We cut 'em down quick, but one slipped away, with a sack of valuables under his arm. That greenskin nicked an ox, no lie, tryin' to ride it for all its worth. He was bouncing all around and not gettin' too far. I picked up a rock off the ground, loaded my sling, one shot in the back of his head and he went tumblin'; dead before he hit the ground.
15 That's a fine bit o' gold there. Reminds me of the time I was prospecting for gold up north of Neverwinter. Mount Hotenow was still having its rumblings and we were pickin' pieces that size out of the rivers!
16 Oh don't complain about this little drizzle. Did I ever tell you about the time I was sailing back from Chult? Musta been only a couple years ago. We had 3 ships, full of old relics, when a bad squall kicked up. Swells were 30 to 40 feet and rain was crushing down on us in sheets. We barely stayed afloat, and what's worse; Everytime the lightning flashed, we saw tentacles rising up from the depths. Only 2 of our ships made it back...
17 Now that's a fine bit o' cloth. Almost reminds me of Owlbear fur. I tell yah, ain't nothin' better for keepin' back the winter chill.
19 You'd be surprised how many times an adventurer met their end from overconfidence. I saw a man that cut a giant in two with a single slice die after insisting the river only looked deep.
20 Never ask a paladin about how their oath works unless you want an hour long moral philosophy lecture complete with some shameless proselytizing.
21 Took us nine days to find that phylactery. The lich was pretty pissed when we showed him it. That was the fourth time we killed that ancient relic disguised as a man but that was the first time any of us saw fear in an undeads eyes.
22 Get bent, young-blood. You don't know nuthin' bout no adven'turing. I know so, 'cause if you'd tell me a story 'bout what yuve seen and I passed my wine jug wi'out noticin' then I'd cut my luv'ely beard! And I. Dunt. Cut. Muh. Beard. Or share teh wine..." (Now the PC's have a chance to RP their characters telling a story of the experiences their character has had.)
23 Say now, this reminds me of the time old Zollio rode a giant monitor lizard round the upside of a bridge to get a clear shot at the turtle dragon harassing us. Yessir, he was a sight to behold. Fell the whole way down and still managed to get the killing blow off that bow of his. I can't remember how we made it out of that one.
24 So... you heard of the pale elf Drost Durden and his white tiger? He defied the laws of the over-light mountains, descended from their snowy peaks, and became a hero of the people. But thats just what the stories say, he is probably as cruel as the rest of them. (Note, there is a Dark Elf there listening to this story who looks very... very... very tired at listening to this)
25 See this scar on my chin? The first deer I ever killed, I must have been 14, no 13. I waited for hours in a tree. Shivering in the cold, hungry as a dog. I pissed myself. Finally a young buck casually strolled up to my tree. I was so cold, I was scared my staccato breathing would scare him off. I raised my bow and my hands were shaking. Luckily it was directly under me. I couldn't miss. I let go and the arrow stuck him good in his side. It jumped up and buck a few times like a roaring bull. Then it hopped around in a a zig zag and almost seemed to lay down for a nap. I was young but I knew to wait a moment before approaching. I slowly climbed down the tree. I slipped the last couple feet. I sauntered over to the deer. I slowly kneeled down beside him. I took a moment to admire the steam coming off his body which some druids believe is the deer's life essence leaving this plane. I leaned in close to his face and I thanked him for his meat which I was about to consume. The deer pulled its head back and butted me right in the face. His antler leaving a deep gouge in my chin. He jumped up took a couple steps and again collapsed under its own weight. At 13 years old, I provided for my family that cold night.
26 When I was your age, we had no idea that there were any other 'planes'. You were born on the prime material, and that's the way we liked it!
27 When I was your age, we walked thousands of leagues to dungeons! Uphill both ways!
28 Let me tell you something, young adventurer. Treat well you're boots for they protect you more than you know. That being said, I will never wear another pair again. I traded my boots for route sandals long ago, and let me tell you, I ain't putting on another pair of boots! I'd rather die! What do you mean I've used the same phrase twice in one sentence?
29 If you suspect that you're gonna run into gnolls, just piss yourself! Hyenae respect the scent of piss. Makes 'em feel like they're messing with the property of someone powerful, ya know?
30 I've never been a fan of 'preparing' spells. Back with the clergy of my youth, if you wanted a disease to be cured, THAT'S TOO BAD! YOU HAD TO DIE, JUST AS AMAUNATOR INTENDED!
31 I never much cared for dwarfs. To stalky. Too hairy. What are gonna do with all that hair, hm? I don't trust it.
32 Listen well. You need a danger word. I don't care about safe words or what you do with them. A danger word. Some things out there change their shapes. Mimic us. Hide the truth from your eyes. We had a rule. You found a way to work the danger word into conversation if your suspicions were up, but not your patience. 'Eaglepeak'. That was ours. 'Weather here is nothing like Eaglepeak.' or, 'The food here is worse than Eaglepeak.'
33 One day I wondered off from my caravan to relieve myself in private. Just my luck I was ambushed by bandits at the worst possible moment. Then for the first time in my life I was happy to hear the raspy scream of an owlbear. The bandits all ran in opposite directions, the owlbear had pecked on of them really good and was in the process of turning him into a pincushion with its pointy beak. I pulled my pants up, again at the worst possible moment, and I slowly turned around and walked away, once I got far enough to not hear the pecking of flesh I ran.
34 There we were, trapped on the bridge between the Harpies and the 4-armed Pirate-Gorillas, when Smendrik the Adequate (as we called him then) got the bright idea to cast Featherfall and Burning Hands through a barrel while we all stood on top! How we got the barrel is another interesting tale, you see it four years prior to then that we came across...
35 One time we met a Dwarf who bragged that he could disarm ANY trap. So we find something that looks suspicious and we let him prove himself. He's sitting there for 10 minutes trying to disarm a weird little square of tile and a gout of flame shoots out of the wall next to him and sets his beard on fire! He runs around smacking himself trying to put himself out until our cleric finally extinguished him with a water spell. He stands there for a bit, beard half burnt off and drenched in water, looks at us and says "just avoid that tile".
36 One time, a long while ago, Trudy and I were trying to nab some merchant’s permit from a fancy party and Trudy got made. So, to sneak her out, I hid her underneath my ball gown. We were both lucky my corset was big enough. Of course, leaving so suddenly would have been suspicious, which is how I spent 3 hours walking around a party with my sister under my dress. Thankfully, no one offered me a dance.
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d100 Diary Entries of a Shopkeeper

The day to day lives of our favorite shopkeepers may seem dull to the outside observer, but what sorts of things do they write about when they think nobody's watching?
01: Just bought a Vorpal Sword off a wannabe adventure for twenty gold! What a bunch of morons the lot of em. I really have to thank my parents for not letting me go down that dead end career path
02: My fish guy just brought in a bunch of trout from the North. They're actually incredible- it's almost a shame I have to sell them
03: just a bunch of angry scribbles, you only manage to make out the words "I DIDN'T LIKE HIM ANYWAY!!!" as well as a few dark spots that appear to be tears
04: I'm starting to think those kids have it out for me, yesterday I caught them with paint outside of my shop! I think they were gonna graffiti my place until they got caught in the act! Rapscallions the lot of em!
05: I found an old devil-summoning book in the library the other day. Half tempted to check it out, but I thought better of it. Looked for it again today and it was gone...
06: Woke up this morning to a half drunk half-elf in my shop. Sure he was cute, but he tried to steal the wine and then offered to pour me a drink. Thank goodness his friends came for him, but... do you think they will ever come back?
07: [Some scribbles] I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT LYING WIZARD.. HE TOLD ME THAT THIS POS WAS WORTH 61K GOLD, 61K. I mean those spices though... BUT AGGGG [more scribbles, now of a more eldritch nature,] it's no use, I have been defeated, my merchanlie wit is gone, it's time I retired.
08: Today a little boy came to buy a toy bow and said he was going to be an adventurer like his papa. He was smol and cute and I would die for him.
09: Dear diary a strange tabaxi came in yelling about cheese he had a ugly pet rat that he kept telling me to look at.
10: Rumors abound of a new bandit lord organizing the gangs along the north-west trade routes. Better hire some more caravan guards, maybe drop by the adventurer's guild to see if anyone wants to deal with the bandits.
11: I have got to stop making silly bets with Halvor when I'm drunk, he always wins and I always end up with an empty coin purse. One of these days I may end up gambling away my store.
12: The baron's put out a call for adventurers to deal with the monster problem in the forests. Better start stocking up on potions and such.
13: Just got my head chewed off by Mother Superior Ardenia for selling holy water at my shop. Stuck-up hypocrite. So the church can give holy water in exchange for "donations to the church" and no one bats an eye, but yet when I sell it I'm the bad guy? At least I admit I'm in it for the profit.
14: Mother is getting worse. We have been trying to save up enough for a miracle at the temple but...It seems fate conspires against us at every turn. Luckily I've been able to keep some gold squirreled away. These next few shipments should be just enough to get the clerics to see her but I am not sure if she will make it that long.
15: Few adventurers came in yesterday. Most of em seemed alright but the rogue was bloodied, tried to sell me jewelry with his non-broken arm promising he was alright. Just sold him a health potion half-off. He seems convinced he swindled me but arms ain't supposed to bend like that.
16: Got a new shipment of magic items from Jeffery. Big discount, but at least half of it's cursed. Guess it's time to bring out the clearance bin.
17: It's them. They're back. I fear for my life. Everytime they come into town misfortune follows. Last time they were here they melted half of my wares, and STILL demanded a discount on their supplies! I've already lost so much, what could they possibly want now?
18: The tall one enchanted my broom to sweep the store by itself. It's been a huge help to my wife and I after the fall. I've given them a lifetime discount on my wares as thanks. (Not much. Just 5%, I'm not insane.)
19: I finally finished building the glass fronted cabinet that I've been putting off making. It turned out bigger than I expected, but still fits in the space. I'm so glad i can lock it now so hopefully I'll have fewer losses. It was just too easy for people to pocket those small items.
20: The new year is coming up and people will be buying gifts. Usually there's an uptick in sales around this time, but things haven't been going well lately. I guess folks are just too worried about the future to waste money on trinkets, but you never know, maybe people will be so stressed that they'll reach out to me for fast and easy comforts.
21: I can’t believe that stupid adventurer bought that filthy book, and even at a high price! I must be lucky. With all this hold now I could open a new store near the coast, I always wanted to see the ocean while making potions, I’m excited.
22: Well, now I understand why he bought that old book, I completely forgot about the powerful enchantment i put it on, if I think enough perhaps I was scammed by myself. Oh well, as my brother says “take a penny leave a penny.” I still have the money so it isn’t a problem if I don’t think it is a problem. Should I open a new shop or invest in something else? Those weird machines the gnomes are creating could be helpful if they succeed, and maybe they can allow me to expand my merchandise as a collaboration!
23: Oh god, why I have to smell like chilly all the time? I feel really uncomfortable when talking to Betty, I just can’t think of something else!
24: I really shouldn't have sold that tomb to that little girl. I always got a strange feeling from it. Hopefully it isnt as bad as I'd hoped.
25: New shipment of supplies came in for the underground ring. This should make combat a little more interesting and maybe even make us the most popular underground brawl pit in all of (insert city name here)
26: Stop worrying about people asking, they dont. I gotta pull myseld together and Joseph was buried with a fullplate ripe for picking
27: I can´t do this anymore. My profits are flooring more, each day. Why can´t I - just once - say no to these adventurers dropping of their junk at my shop? Who is actually going to buy a magical flaming war-axe in this tiny fisher-town?
28: I accidentally materialized the shop in the wrong universe this morning, and I didn’t notice for a couple of hours. I try to stay in the same city most of the time, just put it on the other side of the alley, or around the corner, just to see the confusion on their faces. It was only when this man in strange clothes entered and started asking about books I’ve never heard of, what language the books I have were written in, and what my accent was, though he was the one with the accent. He tried to pay for a grimoir with strange paper money that said 20 Dollars and had “In God we trust” on them. I told him that his money was no good in my shop and tried to get him to leave. He took off the small clock he had strapped to his left wrist and told me it was a gold Rolex. I accepted, though I probably shouldn’t. I don’t think the spells in that book will work in his universe, they’re location locked to the universe where they were written.
29: Rain today. Streets are muddy. Send shipment through the back.
30: Today was interesting. I scammed a couple adventurers. Sold them some expired potions. HAHAHAHA
31: Customer wouldn't sell me their pet. I'd never seen anything like it. Size of a squirrel. Bat wings, lizard head, and I can't describe its body. I wish I could've bought it.
32: Just bought a very interesting-looking skull for an absolute bargain - lovely runic designs etched around the eye sockets. This’ll fetch a pretty coin or two!
33: Bastard skull was haunted! So much stock lost to poltergeist shenanigans, and I’m now out of pocket because I needed to hire a cleric to remove the curse. Never again shall I buy from shady elves in hoods...
34: Joy Omasse was right, weapon rentals really are Future of armament sales! Prices worked-out landed well with market. After very little adjustment to original Pitch, now become fashionable for all to wear weapons to balls & hangings.
35: Finally, crazy great Uncle's heirloom diamond blades & ornate halberds are worth something & reviews on town Billboard now warm -- not void -- my heart. Still working out Right amount to Charge for late fees & set bounties on possible Thefts. But, all in all, just can't believe Success.
36: Eulia went into town a few days ago and has yet to return. I know I probably shouldn't worry, yet I can't seem to stop looking out the window expectantly, hoping to see her come back over the hill. How long does it take to sell some flour, really? I can't stop imagining her finding some other lad in the city and running off with him.
37: Some adventurer tried to steal from my shop again today; poor sap didn't make it two steps out the door before getting dropped by guards... Idiot.
38: I can't believe Strax sold the vintage dragon's mead for only 2 silvers to that pesky bard. That boy needs to stuff his ears with cotton wool around that one.
39: MIMIC, AGAIN? ARE YOU SERIOUS? These latest shipments are really taking the cake. I don't know where they keep finding these "chests" and "barrells" but I damn near lost an arm!
40: Day to day ledger but in the margins you notice copious doodles of a cartoon of someone who looks suspiciously like the shopkeeper fire-balling a group of mean adventurers.
41: No writing, just lots of drawings of eyes, that are completely black and leaking ink
42: Today the cities’ guard held an auction to sell of confiscated belongings. I snatched some pretty nice longswords inscribed with gnomish text for a great price.
43: Holy [insert commonly worshipped god], i went to a mage who could possibly translate the gnomish writings and he told me the swords were magically enchanted!
44: Today i realised this job might be more dangerous than being an adventurer.
45: Today i saw a rat run away with a small pouch with silver rings. I swear i managed to kill all those rats a week ago.
46: If I catch the asshole who keeps rearranging the product, so it spells naughty words...
47: I think it's only fair that I should offer my products at exactly the same value as every other store in the world...
48: They came again demanding payment. What are they even protecting me from anyway?!?
49: I should have just been a dentist.
50: I'd sell this place, but my spouse would get half and I'll NEVER LET THEM WIN.
51: REDRUMREDRUMREDRUMREDRUM
52: Demonic text
53: If I can give them the first tastes cheap, I can get them coming back and really raise the price later.
54: Today, I poisoned a drunk half-Orc that was sleeping on the street. It's the fourth one I take care of this month. Feels real good to clean the streets of that filth (GM chooses if the shopkeeper hates half-orcs or drunks. Or drunk half-Orcs.)
55: When did we get a cat Bloodstained page DO NOT PLAY WITH THE CAT!
56: A trader brought in a small sample of a gem I had never seen before. It emitted a deep purple light that made some parts of things glow. My houseplants next to the display case have never grown better! Next time the trader comes thru, Ill have to ask where to get more!
57: Those damned punks smashed a display case and mentioned "insurance". Thats the third group this month! Are they the same gang, or different?
58: I hid my partner's keys to the chest. I think they have been stealing from the coinbox.
59: I keep counting my $Widgets$ but there is always a different number, sometimes more, sometimes less. Day 5: 13; Day 7: 18; Day 10: 12...
60: I dreamt that there is a chest of coins buried beneath the old tree in the town square. When the moon is new, I will sneak there and check. -Entry three days later, in different handwriting, as if using the opposite hand instead of the dominant one Reminder. Always check to see if it is a mimic before reaching in... it was a mimic, and I will forever miss that finger...
61: They say that healing potions are getting hard to come by. I think I'll start watering mine down and raising prices to keep profits up.
62: Sure, I could give up drinking, like my partner wants me too, but it totally isn't gonna affect my work... I'll be fine.
63: It seems that eveyone is onto this new "goldfish" trend. I better invest now before I lose out on the money stream!
64: I lost money on the Tulips, but this time it'll be different I know it!
65: Why does my partner insist on chewing with thier mouth open?
66: If my partner doesnt stop whistling that gods-forsaken pop-song, I will bury thier body where no one will ever find it!
67: This is the fifth time that my Partner was watching the store while theives made off with valuable merchandise. I'm beginning to think this is an inside job.
68: I bought nine empty wine-tuns and encircled them thrice with holly boughs. I have selected my nine victims. They shall die by hand and be embalmed for 27 nights, and thrice-three times, I shall serve my Master and gain thier Holy Favor! Nine Slaves shall be mine in Heaven!
69: Remember, remember.. Three times three is nine, thrice nine is seven and twenty, there are eight twos in 256... a square of a square, squared and square again! The numbers keep slipping out! I need more fingers! Six isn't enough! Butterlies, dreams of butterflies tell me the correct numbers! Nine why do you taunt me so! I need ROUND NUMBERS, damnit! These figures are so irrational!
70: I fear I will never get the account books balanced properly. The Auditors will find my embezzling if I am not careful, but I fear my secret getting out more! I must pay the blackmailer somehow!
71: Four hours. That's how long I waited last night for that damned rogue to appear and return the keepsake... I had the sack of gold and everything ready.. now I need to waste another night tonight to hope to get it back. I sure hope I can get it back, or my partner will kill me! Please don't let my partner find out it's missing!
72: I sure hope these adventurers don't figure out that the store three blocks away sells the same stuff as ours for cheaper.
73: How is that bastard selling potions cheaper than I can have them made? Should I just buy up their supply and sell at a markup?
74: Dear Diary. I think you're getting a little old and may need to be replaced. I am running out of sheets...
75: Dear diary, you are so much newer and full of more blank pages than my old one!
76: Dear Diary, whatever you do, please don't tell anyone about my secret ledgers!
77: The secret passcode for the Thieves Guild is: "Midnight Milk". Be sure to wear the medallion.
78: My partner dislikes our new hats and refuses to wear it. I tried to tell them that a uniform reinforces our brand-image...
79: I snuck out lastnight and fought in the pit fights. I won! I had to tell my partner that I was robbed on the way home, to explain my wounds.
80: This pit-fight craze has got me thinking that we should sell novelty hats!
81: I wanted our new store logo to be a three humped camel, but my partner over-ruled me. Joke's on them, though.. I already placed the order for the sign...
82: The chief of the guard stopped by and snooped around our ledgers. Thankfully my partner is so good at keeping the real one hidden.
83: My partner is cooking the books and won't show them to me.
84: A few rough sorts assaulted me yesterday and broke my big toe. They said I owed them money, but I never took a loan from them!
85: My partner was assaulted yesterday. They broke thier fingers, and ny partner lied about it for some reason. I hope they don't find out about my little deal...
86: I agreed with the chief of the secret police that they can use my store in a sting operation. I just need to signal to the new clerk that "these customers want healing potions".
87: I dreamt last night that my partner found an ancient tome and I attempted to learn its secrets; it exploded, searing my face off with brilliant light. I awakened in a warm sunbeam. with a pounding headache from too much mead last night.
88: An old man with seven small yellow birds in a wicker cage visited my store yesterday. He begged for some coin, and I offered to buy his birds from him. He refused, so I crushed the cage in a fit of anger and the birds flew out, and now I can't get them out of my store, and the the old man keeps appearing in my dreams!
89: I had that nightmare again, the one where I gave all my inventory to some adventurers for only 1 gold piece, and a map to a buried pirate treasure. I ran downstairs to check on my inventory that very night!
90: I've never travelled more than 20 miles away, and I very much like staying at home. Adventuring isn't the life for me.. no sir!
91: There's a stray cat that watches me while I work. Every time I try to chase it away it turns a corner and disappears. I think it might be a familiar, but everyone I talk to says I'm paranoid...
92: A little boy came in and asked for a scimitar, I told him I couldn't sell him anything like that unless he had a parent with him. He got all indignant about it! The nerve!
93: I saw a half dozen teiflings conspiring this morning. I think they must be up to something
94: We're all thinking it, Dwarves are better than Gnomes! I don't know why it's 'racist' to say something objectively true!
95: I just got a shipment of enchanted tridents. Yeah. As if anyone's gonna buy a trident even with an enchantment
96: I wish I were an aarokokra, all flying about and such. I don't know if this is worthy of a journal entry, but it's been on my mind ever since that one party of em came to town
97: Ink stains, it looks like the pen broke in the middle of an angry rant about goblins
98: I tried baking today. I'm currently writing this with my offhand because my other has been burned
99: We just got a shipment of some strange foreign vegetable called a 'Coconut'. Doesn't look like any nut I've seen, that's for certain
00: Some days I think I should just sell the store and retire while I'm still young enough to enjoy it. But father gave me the store and his father before him. I have to keep this place running, for their sakes
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I ranked all 116 of Taylor's bridges from worst to best

I knew I had to do something Taylor-related to fill my day off, so this is what I set my mind to: ranking all 116 of Taylor Swift's songs according to their bridge. The weakest bridges are at the top and my personal favorites are at the bottom. There are some I couldn't decide where to put and moved up and down the list before setting them down, and some that I set down early on and never moved. It was a lot of work and I just wanted to share. Let me know what you think!
Note: The Outside, Tied Together With A Smile, Mary's Song (Oh My My My), Untouchable, End Game, Death By A Thousand Cuts, False God, It's Nice To Have A Friend, Beautiful Eyes, Christmases When You Were Mine, Crazier, and Safe & Sound (feat. Civil Wars) do not have bridges and are not included in this list.
116. ME! (feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At the Disco)
Girl, there ain’t no I in “team”
But you know there is a “me”
Strike the band up, 1, 2, 3
I promise that you’ll never find another like me
Girl, there ain’t no I in “team”
But you know there is a “me”
And you can’t smell “awesome” without “me”
I promise that you’ll never find another like
115. A Perfectly Good Heart
It’s not unbroken anymore
How do I get it back the way it was before?
114. Better Than Revenge
I’m just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but haven’t you heard?
I’m just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word
Whoa, whoa-ah-oh
113. Girl At Home
Call a cab, lose my number
You’re about to lose your girl
Call a cab, lose my number
Let’s consider this lesson learned
112. Haunted
I know
I know
I just know
You’re not gone, you can’t be gone, no
111. Style
Take me home
Just take me home
Yeah just take me home, oh
110. A Place In This World
Maybe I’m just a girl on a mission
But I’m ready to fly
109. This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Here’s a toast to my real friends
They don’t care about the he said, she said
And here’s to my baby
He ain’t reading what they call me lately
And here’s to my mama
Had to listen to all this drama
And here’s to you
‘Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
(Spoken) I can’t even say that with a straight face
108. How You Get The Girl
And you could know, oh
That I don’t want you to go
107. Forever And Always
Oh back up, baby back up
Did you forget everything?
Back up, baby back up
Did you forget everything?
106. Teardrops On My Guitar
So I drive home alone
As I turn out the light
I’ll put his picture down and maybe get some sleep tonight
105. Today Was A Fairytale
Time slows down whenever you’re around
I can feel my heart
It’s beating in my chest
Did you feel it?
I can’t put this down
104. I’m Only Me When I’m With You
When I’m with anybody else
It’s so hard to be myself
And only you can tell
103. I Forgot That You Existed
I forgot that you
Sent me a clear message
Taught me some hard lessons
I just forget what they were
It’s all just a blur
102. Eyes Open
Keep your feet ready
Heartbeat steady
Keep your eyes open
Keep your arms locked
The night goes dark
Keep your eyes open
(Keep your eyes open)
101. Christmas Must Be Something More
We get so caught up in all of it
Business and relationships
Hundred mile an hour lives
And it’s this time of year
And everybody’s here
It seems the last thing on your mind
100. Stay Beautiful
If you and I are a story that never gets told
If what you are is a daydream I’ll never get to hold
At least you’ll know
99. Picture To Burn
And if you’re missing me
You better keep it to yourself
‘Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health
98. Starlight
Ooh, ooh, he’s talking crazy
Ooh, ooh, he’s dancing with me
Ooh, ooh, we could get married
Have ten kids and teach ‘em how to dream
97. Tim McGraw
I’m back for the first time since then
I’m standing on your street
And there’s a letter left on your doorstep
And the first thing that you’ll read
96. Come In With The Rain
I’ve watched you for so long, screamed your name
I don’t know what else I can say
95. Invisible
Like shadows in the faded light
Oh, we’re invisible
I just wanna open your eyes
And make you realize
94. Breathe (feat. Colbie Caillat)
It’s 2 A.M, feeling like I just lost a friend
I hope you know this ain’t easy, easy for me
It’s 2 A.M, feeling like I just lost a friend
I hope you know this ain’t easy, easy for me
93. Sweeter Than Fiction
I’ll be one of the many saying,
“Look at you know, look at you now now”
I’ll be one of the many saying,
“You made us proud, you made us proud, proud”
I’ll be one of the many saying,
“Look at you know, look at you now now”
I’ll be one of the many saying,
“You made us proud, you made us proud, proud”
92. Should’ve Said No
I can’t resist
Before you go tell me this
Was it worth it?
Was she worth this?
No, no, no, no. No no no.
91. Look What You Made Me Do
(I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me
I’ll be actress starring in your bad dreams) x 4
(Spoken) I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ‘cause she’s dead!
90. The Best Day
I have an excellent father
His strength is making me stronger
God smiles on my little brother
Inside and out he’s better than I am
I grew up in a pretty house and I had space to run and I
Had the best days with you
89. Our Song
I’ve heard every album listening to the radio
Waiting for something to come along
That was as good as our song
88. You Need To Calm Down
And we see you over there on the internet
Comparing all the girls who are killing it
But we figured you out
We all know now we all got crowns
You need to calm down
87. Tell Me Why
Man, why do you have to make me feel small
So you can feel whole inside?
Why do you have to put down my dreams
So you’re the only thing on my mind?
86. I Wish You Would
You always knew how to push my buttons
You gave me everything and nothing
This mad, mad love makes you come rushing
Stand back where you stood
I wish you would, I wish you would
I wish you would, I wish you would
85. Stay Stay Stay
You took the time to memorize me
My fears, my hopes and dreams
I just like hanging out with you all the time
All those times that you didn’t leave
It’s been occurring to me
I’d like to hang out with you
For my whole life
84. Bad Blood
Bandaids don’t fix bullet holes
You say sorry just for show
You live like that, you live with ghosts
Bandaids don’t fix bullet holes
You say sorry just for show
You live like that, you live with ghosts
If you love like that, blood runs cold
83. Everything Has Changed
Come back and tell me why
I’m feeling like I’ve missed you all this time
And meet me there tonight
And let me know that it’s not all in my mind
82. If This Was A Movie
If you’re out there
If you’re somewhere
If you’re moving on
I’ll be waiting for you
Wary since you’ve been gone
I just want it back the way it was before
And I just want to see you back at my front door
81. Gorgeous
You make me so happy it turns back to sad
There’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have
You are so gorgeous it makes me so mad
You make me so happy it turns back to sad
There’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have
I guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats
Alone, unless you want to come along?
80. I’d Lie
He stands there then walks away
My God, if I could only say,
“I’m holding everything breath for you”
79. Paper Rings
I want to drive away with you
I want your complications too
I want your dreary Mondays
Wrap your arms around me, baby boy
I want to drive away with you
I want your complications too
I want your dreary Mondays
Wrap your arms around me, baby boy
78. Cold As You
You never did give a damn thing, honey
But I cried, cried for you
And I know you wouldn’t have told nobody
If I died, died for you
Died for you
77. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
I used to think
That we were forever, ever
And I used to say,
“Never say never”
(Spoken) Ugh, so he calls me up, and he’s like “I still love you”, and I’m like “I just- I mean this is exhausting, you know? Like, we are never getting back together, ever”
76. You’re Not Sorry
You had me crawling for you honey
And it never would have gone away
You used to shine so bright
But I watched all of it fade
75. Blank Space
Boys only want love if it’s torture
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn you
Boys only want love if it’s torture
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn you
74. Superman
And I watch you fly around the world
And I hope you don't take some other girl
I hope you don't forget about me
I'm far away but I'll never let you go
I'm lovestruck and looking out the window
Don't forget, don't forget where I'll be
Right here wishing the flowers were from you
Wishing the card was from you
Wishing the call was from you
‘Cause I loved you from the very first day
73. The Other Side Of The Door
And I’ll scream out the window
I can’t even look at you
I don’t need you but I do, I do, I do
I say, “There’s nothing you can say to make this right again, I mean it”
I mean it
What I mean is
72. SuperStar
You played in bars, you play guitar
I’m invisible and everyone knows who you are
And you’ll never see, sing me asleep
Every night on the radio
71. London Boy
So please show me Hackey
Doesn’t have to be Louis V up on Bond Street
Just wanna be with you
Wanna be with you
Stick with me, I’m your queen
Like a Tennessee Stella McCartney on the Heath
Just wanna be with you
Wanna be with you
70. Miss Americana And The Heartbreak Prince
And I don’t want you to (go)
I don’t really want to (fight)
‘Cause nobody’s gonna (win)
And I’ll never let you (go)
‘Cause I know this is a (fight)
That somebody we’re gonna (win)
69. New Romantics
Please take my hand and
Please take me dancing and
Please leave me stranded
It’s so romantic
68. Speak Now
I hear the preacher say
“Speak now or forever hold your peace”
There’s the silence, there’s my last chance
I stand up with shaking hands
All eyes on me
Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I’m only looking at you
67. I Heart Question Mark
And when you’re home all alone at night
You’ll still wonder why
You took everything I had, oh baby
I haven’t thought about you and I
There’s no you and I, and I know someday you will
66. Jump Then Fall
The bottom’s gonna drop out from under our feet
I’ll catch you, I’ll catch you
When people say things that bring you to your knees
I’ll catch
The time is gonna come when you’re so mad you could cry
But I’ll hold you through the night until you smile
65. Welcome To New York
Like any great love, it keeps you guessing
Like any real love, it's ever-changing
Like any true love, it drives you crazy
But you know you wouldn't change anything, anything, anything
64. Mean
And I can see you years from now in a bar
Talking over a football game
With that same old loud opinion but nobody’s listening
Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things
Drunk and grumbling on about how I can’t sing
And all you are is mean
63. 22
It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the whole scene
It feels like one of those nights
We won’t be sleeping
It feels like one of those nights
You look like bad news
I gotta have you, I gotta have you
62. Fifteen
Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had
To a boy who changed his mind
And we both cried
61. Ours
And it’s not theirs to speculate
If it’s wrong
Your hands are tough but they are aware
Mine belong and
I’ll fight their doubt and give you faith
With this song for you
60. The Lucky One
It was a few years later
I showed up here
And they still tell the legend of how you disappeared
How you took the money and your dignity, and got the hell out
They say you bought a bunch of land somewhere
Chose the Rose Garden over Madison Square
And it took some time, but I understand it now
59. Mine
I remember that fight, 2:30 A.M
‘Cause everything was slipping right out of our hands
I ran out crying and you followed me out into the street
Braced myself for the goodbye
‘Cause it’s all I’d ever known
But you took me by surprise
You said, “I’ll never leave you alone.”
58. The Last Time (feat. Gary Lightbody)
This is the last time you tell me I’ve got it wrong
This is the last time I say it’s been you all along
This is the last time I let you in my door
This is the last time, I won’t hurt you anymore
57. Getaway Car
We were jetset, Bonnie and Clyde, oh
Until I switched to the other side, to the other side
It’s no surprise I turned you in, oh
‘Cause us traitors never win
56. All You Had To Do Was Stay
Let me remind you this is what you wanted
You ended it
You were all I wanted
But not like this
55. Hey Stephen
They’re dimming the streetlights
You’re perfect for me, why aren’t you here tonight?
I’m standing alone now
So come on and come out
And pull me near
Shine, shine, shine
54. White Horse
And there you are on your knees
Begging for forgiveness
Begging for me
Just like I always wanted
But I’m so sorry
53. Delicate
Sometimes I wonder when you sleep
Are you ever dreaming of me?
Sometimes when I look into your eyes
I pretend you’re mine all the damn time
52. Come Back…Be Here
This is falling in love in the cruelest way
This is falling for you when you are worlds away
New York, be here
But you’re in London, and I break down
‘Cause it’s not fair that you’re not around
51. Holy Ground
Tonight I’m gonna dance
For all that we’ve been through
But I don’t wanna dance
If I’m not dancing with you
Tonight I’m gonna dance
Like you were in this room
But I don’t wanna dance
If I’m not dancing with you
50. I Did Something Bad
They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one
They’ve got their pitchforks and proof
Their receipts and reasons.
They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one
So light me, light me up, light me up, light me up
Light me up, go ahead and light me up
49. Change
And tonight we’ll stand, get up off our knees
Fight for what we’ve worked for all these years
And the battle was long, it’s the fight of our lives
But we stand up champions tonight
48. Long Live
Hold on to spinning around
Confetti falls to the ground
May these memories break or fall
47. The Man
What’s it like to rap around raking in dollars and getting bitches and models
And it’s all good if you’re bad, and it’s okay if you’re mad
If I was out flashing my dollars, I’d be a bitch, not a baller
They’d paint me out to be mad, so it’s okay that I’m mad
46. Enchanted
This is me praying that
This was the very first day
Not where the storyline ends
My thoughts will echo your name until I see you again
These are the words I held back as I was leaving too soon
I was enchanted to meet you
45. I Think He Knows
Lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh
We can follow the sparks, I’ll drive
Lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh
We can follow the sparks, I’ll drive
“So where we gonna go?” I whisper in the dark
Where we gonna go?
I think he knows
44. ...Ready For It?
Baby, let the games begin
Let the games begin
Let the games begin, now ah ah
Baby, let the games begin
Let the games begin
Let the games begin, now ah ah
43. Never Grow Up
Take pictures in your mind of your childhood
Remember what it sounded like when your dad gets home
Remember the footsteps, remember the words said
And all your little brother’s favorite songs
I just realized everything I have is someday gonna be gone
42. Innocent
Time turns flames to embers
You’ll have new Septembers
Every one of us has messed up too
Minds change like the weather
I hope you remember
Today is never too late to be brand new
41. I Know Places
They are the hunters, we are the foxes
And we run
Just grab my hand and don’t ever drop it
My love
40. Red
Remembering him comes in flashbacks and echoes
Tell myself it’s time now, gotta let go
But moving on from him is impossible
When I still see it all in my head
In burning red
Burning, it was red
39. Fearless
Well, you stood there with me in the doorway
My hands shake, I’m not usually this way, but
You pull me in and I’m a little more brave
It’s the first kiss, it’s flawless, really something
It’s fearless
38. I Knew You Were Trouble
And the saddest fear comes creeping in
That you never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything
Yeah, yeah, yeah
37. So It Goes…
Come here, dressed in black now
So it goes, so it goes
Scratches down your back now
So it goes, so it goes
You did a number on me
But honestly baby, who’s counting?
I did a number on you
But honestly baby, who’s counting
You did a number on me
But honestly baby, who’s counting?
Who’s counting?
1, 2, 3
36. The Moment I Knew
What do you say when tears are streaming down your face
In front of everyone you know?
And what do you do when the one who means the most to you
Is the one who didn’t show?
35. Sparks Fly
I run my fingers through your hair and watch the lights go wild
Just keep on keeping your eyes on me
It’s just wrong enough to make you feel right
And lead me up the staircase
Won’t you whisper, soft and slow
I’m captivated by you, baby, like a firework show
34. New Year’s Day
Please don’t ever become a stranger
Whose laugh I could recognize anywhere
Please don’t ever become a stranger
Whose laugh I could recognize anywhere
33. I Almost Do
Oh, we made quite a mess, babe
It’s probably better off this way
And I do confess, babe
That in your dreams you’re touching my change
And asking me if I wanna try again with you
And I almost do
32. The Archer
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put me together again
‘Cause all of my enemies started out friends
Help me hold onto you
31. The Way I Loved You
He can’t see the smile I’m faking
And my heart’s not breaking
‘Cause I’m not feeling anything at all
And you were wild and crazy
Just so frustrating
Intoxicating, complicating, got away by some mistake
And I
30. Daylight
And I can still see it all (in my mind)
All of you, all of me (intertwined)
I once believed love would be (black and white)
But it's golden (golden)
And I can still see it all (in my head)
Back and forth from New York (sneakin' in your bed)
I once believed love would be (burnin' red)
But it's golden like daylight, like daylight, like daylight
Daylight
29. Back To December
I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile
So good to me, so right
And how you held me in your arms that September night
The first time you ever saw me cry
Maybe this is wishful thinking
Probably mindless dreaming
But if we loved again I swear I’d love you right
I’d go back in time and change it, but I can’t
So if the chain is on your door, I understand
28. Wonderland
I reached for you but you were gone
I knew we had to go back home
You searched the world for something else
To make you feel like what we had
And in the end, in wonderland, we both went mad
27. You Belong With Me
Oh, I remember you driving to my house
In the middle of the night
I’m the one who makes you laugh
When you know you’re ‘bout to cry
I know your favorite songs
And you tell me ‘bout your dreams
Think you know where you belong
Think you know it’s with me
26. Ronan
What if I’m standing in your closet trying to talk to you?
What if I kept the hand-me-downs you won’t grow into?
What if I really thought some miracle would see us through?
But what if the miracle was even getting one moment with you?
25. State Of Grace
This is a state of grace
This is the worthwhile fight
Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right
These are the hands of fate
You’re my achilles heel
This is the golden age of something good and right and real
24. Shake It Off
(Spoken) Hey hey hey! Just think: while you’ve been getting down about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, you could’ve been getting down to this sick beat
My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
She’s like “oh my God” but I’m just gonna shake
And to the fellow over there with the hella good hair
Won’t you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake
23. Wildest Dreams
See me in hindsight tangled up with you all night
Burning (burning) it (it) down (down)
Somebody when you leave me I’ll bet these memories
Follow (follow) you (you) around (around)
(Follow you around)
22. Love Story
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said, “Romeo save me
I’ve been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don’t know what to think
You knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said...
21. Don’t Blame Me
I get so high, high
Every time you’re, every time you’re loving me, you’re loving me
Trip of my life, oh
Every time, you’re, everything time you’re touching me, you’re touching me
You’re touching me
Oh, lord save me, my drug is my baby I’ll be using for the rest of my life
Using for the rest of my life, oh oh oh.
20. Clean
Ten months sober I must admit
Just because you’re clean don’t mean you don’t miss it
Ten months sober I won’t give in
Now that I’m clean I’m never gonna risk it
19. Cornelia Street
You hold my hand on the street
Walk me back to that apartment
Years ago, we were just inside
Barefoot in the kitchen
Sacred new beginnings
That became my religion
18. Begin Again
And we walk down the block to my car
And I almost brought him up
But you start to talk about the moves
That your family watches
Every single Christmas so I talk about that
And for the first time what’s past is past
17. Afterglow
Tell me that you’re still mine
Tell me that we’ll be just fine
Even when I lose my mind
I need to say
Tell me that it’s not my fault
Tell me that I’m all you want
Even when I break your heart
16. The Story Of Us
This is looking like a contest
Of who can act like they care less
But I liked it better when you were on my side
And the battle’s in your hands now
But I would lay my armor down
If you said you’d rather love than fight
15. Lover
Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?
With every guitar string scar on my hand
I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover
My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue
All’s well that ends well to end up with you
Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover
And you’ll save all your dirtiest jokes for me
And at every table I’ll save you a seat
Lover
14. You Are In Love
And so it goes
You two are dancing in a snowglobe ‘round and ‘round
And he keeps a picture of you in his office downtown
And you understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars
And why I’ve spent my whole life trying to put it into words
13. Soon You’ll Get Better (feat. Dixie Chicks)
And I hate to make this all about me
But who am I supposed to talk to?
What am I supposed to do
If there’s no you?
12. Sad Beautiful Tragic
Distance, timing
Breakdown, fighting
Silence, the train runs off its tracks
Kiss me, try to fix it
Could you just try to listen?
Hang up, give up
For the life of us we can’t get back
11. This Love
Your kiss, my cheek
I watched you leave
Your smile, my ghost
I fell to my knees
When you’re young, you just run
But you come back to what you need
10. Cruel Summer
Got drunk in the back of the car
And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar
Said I’m fine but it wasn’t true
I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you
And I snuck in through the garden gate
Every night that summer just to seal my fate
And I scream for whatever it’s worth
I love you, ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?
He looks up grinning like a devil
9. Treacherous
Two headlights shine through the sleepless night
And I will get you, get you alone
Your name has echoed through my mind
And I just think you should, think you should now
That nothing save is worth the drive
And I will follow you, follow you home
8. Dear John
You are an expert at sorry
And keeping lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
And the girls that you’ve run dry have tired lifeless eyes
‘Cause you burned them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me
So don’t look now
I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town
7. Dancing With Our Hands Tied
I'd kiss you as the lights went out
Swaying as the room burned down
I'd hold you as the water rushes in
If I could dance with you again
I'd kiss you as the lights went out
Swaying as the room burned down
I'd hold you as the water rushes in
If I could dance with you again
6. Call It What You Want
I want to wear his initial
On a chain round my neck, chain round my neck
Not because he owns me
But 'cause he really knows me
Which is more than they can say, I
I recall late November, holdin' my breath
Slowly I said, "You don't need to save me
But would you run away with me?"
Yes (would you run away?)
5. Out Of The Woods
Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?
Twenty stitches in a hospital room
When you started crying baby, I did too
But when the sun came up I was looking at you
Remember when we couldn't take the heat?
I walked out, I said, I'm setting you free
But the monsters turned out to be just trees
When the sun came up you were looking at me
4. King Of My Heart
Is this the end of all the endings?
My broken bones are mending
With all these nights we’re spending
Up on the roof with a schoolgirl crush
Drinking beer out of plastic cups
Say you fancy me, not fancy stuff
(Baby, all at once, this is enough)
3. All Too Well
And you call me up again just to break me like a promise
So casually cruel in the name of being honest
I’m a crumpled up piece of paper lying here
‘Cause I remember it all too well
Time won’t fly, it’s like I’m paralyzed by it
I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it
After plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own
You mail back my things and I walk home alone
But you keep my old scarf from that very first week
‘Cause it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me
You can’t get rid of it ‘cause you remember it all too well
2. Last Kiss
So I watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep
And I feel you forget me like I used to feel you breathe
And I keep up with our old friends just to ask them how you are
I hope it’s nice where you are
I hope the sun shines, and it’s a beautiful day
And something reminds you you wish you had stayed
You can plan for a change in the weather and time
But I never planned on you changing your mind
1. Dress
Flashback when you met me
Your buzzcut and my hair bleached
Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me
Flashback to my mistakes
My rebounds, my earthquakes
Even in my worst light, you saw the truth of me
And I woke up just in time
Now I wake up by your side
My one and only, my lifeline
I woke up just in time
Now I wake up by your side
My hands are shaking, and I can't explain this
Ah, ah, ah, ah
TLDR: The "Dress" bridge wins music.
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All Exploration Texts and Triggers

How exploration texts work is simple, T-dolls are divided into groups and each group has corresponding exploration texts attached to the group. Some of these only trigger at specific locations (Snowfield only for example). Below are the groups and texts. T-dolls can belong to more than one group.
Text is taken from the files of the EN version of the game, if there's any discrepancies in the text with other versions, bug the devs about it
Triggers and categories taken from http://nga.178.com/read.php?tid=18067366&rand=554 , by 彩虹大佬
 
FNC, AA-12, TAC-50 (likes sweet things)
Area Text
All ___ has a match with someone over a piece of candy and wins
All ___ picks up candy and happily eats it
All ___ has a taste of today's meal and notices everything is salty. The time for battle has come!
Snowfield ___ heard a rumor that iron fences taste sweet in the winter, so she sneaks a taste while the others aren't looking
MP7 (likes sour things)
Area Text
All ___ has a tase of today's meal and notices everything is sweet. The time for battle has come!
M1 Garand, FN-49, S.A.T 8 (likes cooking)
Area Text
All ___ accidentally overcooks her dish, but it's still somewhat edible...
All ___ makes a very delicious dish through hard work
City ___ enters the supermarket to replenish her supplies and ends up leaving happily with a bunch of cooking ingredients
M45, Springfield, FN-49, G36, Mk23, Type 95 (really likes cooking)
Area Text
All ___ and ___ fight over whether hard-boiled or soft-boiled egg is better
All ___ and ___ fight over whether bacon should be grilled or fried
City Considering the amount of effort she put forth in completing the mission over the past few days, ___ decides to treat herself to a nice meal and carefully cooks up a table full of delicious dishes.
Snowfield ___ eagerly talks about food ingredients and accidentally falls into an ice hole.
Wasteland ___ meets a group of hunters and engages them in a happy conversation. The hunters give her the prey they just captured as a gift.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds a well-made iron pot and stove inside an abandoned wooden house and it takes a while for her to give up the idea of cooking here.
WA2000, G28 (bad at cooking)
Area Text
All ___ meets a group of hunters and engages them in a happy conversation. It was a very merry atmosphere until she personally cooked and served a very charred meal.
Astra Revolver, Type 56-1, FNC, Galil, F2000, SPAS-12 (gluttons)
Area Text
Snowfield The Commander asked to order only white chocolate during the winter and warned ___ to not steal any. None were stolen while ___ was delivering it, but the mission failed as she did not notice all the white chocolate she dropped onto the snow.
Snowfield ___ eats ice cream slowly at 0.5x speed since it does not melt very quickly in cold places, and that makes her very happy.
Snowfield The others were fine while crossing over the snow, but ___ falls into a snow pit while stepping over the same path. Why is this?
City ___ comes across a vending machine and wouldn't leave. She throws a tantrum by rolling on the ground and has to be dragged away.
City ___ enters the supermarket to replenish her supplies and refuses to leave the taste testing area.
City Considering the amount of effort she put forth in completing the mission over the past few days, ___ decides to treat herself to a nice meal and goes to the city's best all-you-can-eat buffet. She ate so much that she ends up getting asked to leave by a tearful manager.
City After receiving a considerable tip, the bar owner whispers… ___ can't eat anymore.
Forest ___ sees a mysterious, black and white bear-like creature in the forest. The bamboo it's eating seems very delicious…
Forest ___ inadvertently looks up and sees a cute squirrel looking at her. She drools as her eyes lock onto the nut in the squirrel's arms, which scares the squirrel away.
Wasteland ___ meets a group of hunters and engages them in a happy conversation. It was a very merry atmosphere until she ate all of the hunters' rations.
Wasteland ___ finds a flower on the side of the road that she has never seen before, so she eats it.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ searches an abandoned wooden house but does not find anything to eat inside, and this makes her very sad.
PPSh-41, MP40, Galil (weight conscious)
Area Text
City ___ comes across a vending machine. She wanted to buy some snacks, but minding her weight, she pulls back her outstretched arm.
Snowfield ___ falls into a snow pit while crossing over the snow. No clue why she's taking it so hard.
Snowfield A thick sheet of ice gives way under ___. She's taking it very hard and looks very despondent.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ searches an abandoned wooden house and finds food, but she's afraid she'll get fat if she eats too much.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ searches an abandoned wooden house and almost knocks the entire house over.
Thompson, PPSh-41, PPS-43, Mosin Nagant, SKS, SVD, M16A1, AK-47, ASVAL, 9A-91, Saiga-12, KLIN, A-91 (Alcoholics)
Area Text
All ___ drank too much and falls asleep on the side of the road.
All ___ won a bet against someone on who could handle more liquor and receives a reward.
All ___ asks ___ when did she get three dummies, and ___ orders her to not drink during the mission.
City After receiving a considerable tip, the bar owner whispers…the drink that ___ said tastes very good while drunk a few days ago is actually gasoline.
Forest ___ drank too much and unknowingly steps into a bear's territory, and they share a drink together.
Forest Everyone listens to ___ rave about a mysterious, black and white bear-like creature. She must've drank too much again.
Snowfield Smelling the sweet smell of alcohol, ___ looks everywhere for it but could not find the source of it.
Snowfield Smelling the sweet smell of alcohol, not only does ___ not find the source of it, she even gets noticed by the enemy, so she has to run away with her tail between her legs.
City, Forest, Wasteland ___ drank too much and almost falls into the water while crossing a river.
City, Forest, Wasteland ___ drank too much and falls into water while crossing a river.
City, Forest, Wasteland ___ drank too much and trips and gets carried away by rushing currents while crossing a rivers. Fortunately, she catches onto a rock.
Springfield, Kar98k, Type 95 (Likes tea)
Area Text
All ___ feels fully recharged after drinking some tea.
All ___ calls the group to have tea with her and they are delighted to do so.
Forest ___ treks through the jungle with great difficulty but comes across a fantastic viewpoint and immediately sets up her teapot for brewing before the others could even react.
Lee Enfield, L85A1, Bren, Welrod Mk. 2 (Likes black tea)
Area Text
All Although it's not the time for a break yet, nobody could stop ___ from sitting down here to have some tea.
Wasteland ___ brews a cup of black tea with great difficulty in the wastelands and enjoys it while carefully blocking the wind. She is in very good spirits.
Wasteland ___ brews a cup of black tea with great difficulty in the wastelands, but before she could even get a sip, the wind blows dust all over her cup. What a waste.
Welrod Mk. 2, Suomi, RO635, FP-6, T91 (wants to save others/the world)
Area Text
All The T-Dolls discuss a variety of topics to pass the time. If the world is about to be destroyed... ___ says she'll save the world.
City ___ comes across an overturned truck on the road and scolds the people that are stealing the goods.
Wasteland Seeing someone fall into quicksand, ___ immediately jumps in to save them, and together they shout for help.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ comes across a refugee on the road. After a great internal struggle, she decides to give her rations to the refugee.
Glock 17, FMG-9, JS05, AK-12, K5, GSh-18 (likes to observe others)
Area Text
All After a long period of observation, ___ notices ___'s weapon sight is installed the wrong way.
All After a long period of observation, ___ notices the red marks on ___'s face actually aren't scars, but ketchup.
All After a long period of observation, ___ becomes suspicious that ___ may not be a T-Doll at all.
City ___ encounters a thief at the mall. She intentionally lets the thief steal a bag full of trash and secretly records their reaction.
Forest ___ notices everyone is wondering if they'll come across the mysterious, black and white bear-like creature in the forest they heard about from a rumor.
Snowfield ___ finds an ice sculpture modeled after Agent on the side of the road and wonders if she should tell the others…
Ingram, 9A-91, Mk48, FP-6
Area Text
Snowfield ___ finds herself a solid chunk of icicle and begins to study the method of icicle combat.
Grizzly Mk. V, ART556, TAC-50
Area Text
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds a mysterious cave and excitedly rushes in, but she stumbles on a rock at the entrance.
FAMAS, M950A, P99 (supervisor)
Area Text
All ___ supervises the other T-Dolls on their work and receives extra income.
P08, MP40, Kar98k, StG44, G36, FAMAS, M60, MG34, Bren, FG42, Welrod Mk. 2, NZ75, M1 Gepard, AN-94 (self-disciplined)
Area Text
All While playing with someone, ___ suddenly remembers that she has work to do, so she immediately returns to work, leaving the other person dejected.
City Although ___ really wants to go shopping, she remembers that she is in the middle of a mission and regretfully forgets about the idea.
Vector, HK416, FAMAS, LWMMG, PK, G11, PKP, T77, MP-443 (nonchalant)
Area Text
All The T-Dolls discuss a variety of topics to pass the time. If a meteor were to strike Earth... ___ says this is simply how the universe works, just like when the dinosaurs went extinct, so everyone should just accept it if it were to happen.
Snowfield ___ looks intently at the vast, snowy scenery but turns around to show nonchalance.
G41, AUG, Mk23, FAL, OTs-14, SR-3MP, Five-seveN, M1014, Zas M21, Carcano M91/38, Lewis, ACR, M1895 CB
Area Text
City ___ sees a human girl run to a boy for an embrace, and she passionately writes a letter to the Commander.
Forest ___ treks through the jungle with great difficulty but comes across a fantastic viewpoint and decides to plant in this spot the seeds of the various unknown plants she had collected from before.
Wasteland ___ finds a flower on the side of the road that she has never seen before, so she carefully picks the flower and presses it in a book so that she can show it to the Commander when she gets back.
M21, M1919A4, MG3, MP-446, IDW, Grizzly Mk. V, ART556
Area Text
Wasteland ___ borrows a car and drives her teammates over the wastelands. However, one of the tires blows up and they have to stop to repair it. It ends up making no difference when it comes to time saved.
NTW-20, M1919A4, Grizzly Mk. V, AEK-999, PzB39
Area Text
All ___ comes across a car wreckage during the mission and she instantly recognizes the large V8 engine, with its once brilliant and magnificent appearance.
All ___ finds something useful while street racing.
City Going through the city center, everyone is deeply attracted by the bustling atmosphere. When ___ came back to her senses, she had already created a path in the crowd.
PPK, PPS-43, Skorpion, DP28, P7, FP-6, ART556, XM8 (Pranksters)
Area Text
All ___ pranks another T-Doll and gets taught a lesson by everyone.
All ___ wants to prank others but did not succeed and gets taught a lesson.
City ___ encounters a thief at the mall. She pretends to be a vulnerable girl in need of help and successfully gets a group of people to beat up the thief and return her wallet.
Snowfield ___ secretly makes a snowball and throws it on someone's face while they aren't looking. She ends up getting turned into a snowman by the return fire.
Snowfield Ameli meets ___ while patrolling in the snow. Ameli agrees to watch over the trap for ___ and stands beside it 'til dark, and the others mistaken her for a pine tree in the snow.
Snowfield ___ makes an ice sculpture modeled after Agent in the dark and places it in a spot where someone else will come across it.
City, Forest, Wasteland While the others were searching through an abandoned wooden house, ___ sets up a prank at the exit and succeeds in scaring her teammates.
City, Forest, Wasteland Everyone is very careful while crossing the river, as they are very wary of getting knocked into the ice cold water by ___.
M3, Vector, ASVAL, HK416, AUG, PK, Welrod Mk. 2, Z-62, PKP, Thunder, T77, QJY 88, ACR (enjoys the scenery)
Area Text
Snowfield ___ walks slowly through the snow. Although she didn't say anything, the others can see she is enjoying the snowy scenery.
Wasteland ___ immensely enjoys the vastness of the wastelands and strolls around alone during a break. She gets noticed by the enemy and has to retreat.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ searches an abandoned wooden house and feels that if there were no war, it'd be pretty good to live here.
PPK, DSR-50 (bad jokes)
Area Text
All ___ makes a joke and frightens her group members.
All ___ tells a lame joke. Nobody laughs.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds a mysterious cave and jokes that a bear may be residing inside. She did not expect a bear to actually come running out.
Lee Enfield, JS05 (Storyteller)
Area Text
All ___ tells a ghost story and scares the listeners.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds a mysterious cave and starts to tell the others about stories of explorers and treasures. The others listen with bated breath.
M950A, Suomi, AEK-999, Spitfire (Likes music)
Area Text
All Listening to music while performing her mission is very exciting and ___'s efficiency is greatly increased as a result.
All ___ sings to her group and receives praise and a small gift from everyone.
Makarov, Lee Enfield, AUG, PK, Z-62, PP-19-01, F1, ACR (Likes books/reading)
Area Text
All ___ finds a mysterious map in a book and follows that map to discover a treasure.
All ___ trips while walking and reading a book at the same time.
City ___ finds a decade long out-of-print book in a remote bookstore. This is way more precious than gold!
City ___ sees a human girl run to a boy for an embrace, which reminds her of the tragic fate of a girl and a boy in a book she read. Sigh.
Snowfield The snowstorm picks up and ___ decides to finish reading her novel overnight in the igloo she found on the side of the road.
F2000, AA-12, RFB, JS05 (likes videos)
Area Text
All ___ suddenly remembers the person she's subscribed to uploaded a new video today.
All While the others aren't looking, ___ takes the time to finish a movie.
Snowfield The snowstorm picks up and ___ decides to catch up with her drama shows in the igloo she found on the side of the road.
M9, FAL, NZ75, QJY 88 (unique tastes)
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City ___ enters the supermarket to replenish her supplies and is deeply attracted by the seniors' clothing area.
Snowfield Everyone builds a snowman together. After everyone else left, ___ discretely wraps her favorite scarf around the snowman's neck.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ spends a long time appreciating a poster found in an abandoned wooden house but the others find it to be very lame.
FAL, NZ75, Five-seveN, RFB (likes shopping)
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All The courier sends a notice to ___ that her packages have been signed for by Kalina.
All The courier sends a notice to ___ that her packages were blown up by a mysterious black-cloaked figure during the delivery.
All The courier sends a notice to ___ that she bought too many things and her goods have been stopped at the base gates.
City ___ enters the supermarket to replenish her supplies but ends up shopping in the fashion area for an entire day instead.
Vector, PPSh-41, M4A1, ASVAL, G3, PK(gets distracted)
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All ___ spaces out while walking and gets lost.
All ___ looks to be mulling deeply over something but who knows what she's really thinking about.
City ___ comes across a vending machine and has been staring intently at the contents inside for two hours already.
Forest ___ inadvertently looks up and sees a cute squirrel looking at her. ___ keeps staring at the squirrel but her feet do not stop, and she runs into a tree in front of her.
Super SASS, AK-12
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City After receiving a considerable tip, the bar owner whispers… ___ was lying when she said she got lucky after winning all those bets.
Thompson, G36, CZ75 (Intimidating)
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City When everyone saw ___ coming toward them they decided to go around her.
Forest ___ unknowingly steps into a bear's territory, and the bear runs after a brief confrontation.
M45, Mosin Nagant, L85A1, M1919A4, MP-446, Spectre M4, IDW, P7, Type 97, SR-3MP, PP-19, ART556, HK23 (lively)
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Forest ___ treks through the jungle with great difficulty but comes across a fantastic viewpoint and immediately throws a party with her teammates.
Wasteland ___ works hard to keep the atmosphere lively, but accidentally stumbles on a rock. However, not only did she maintain her balance, she also finds gems on the ground! She does a double take to realize she's mistaken and that it's just trash.
Wasteland ___ works hard to keep the atmosphere lively, but accidentally stumbles on a rock and falls.
SAA, Ingram, Skorpion, Micro Uzi, MT-9, Super-Shorty, ART556, F1, M12, PM-06, P90
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All ___ accidentally steps on a landmine but is able to narrowly escape the explosion.
City, Forest Standing on high ground, ___ rushes at her teammates while making weird faces. However, she does not notice the moss on the rocks and slips as she jumps on them. Facing the laughter of her teammates, ____ dejectedly resumes walking.
L85A1, Galil, MG42, AAT-52, C-MS
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Snowfield ___ finds a coldness-induced neural-damaged Sangvis Doll in the snowfield and it gets scared into falling in an ice hole.
Snowfield ___ finds a ferocious Sangvis Doll in the snowfield, and she works up the courage to push it into an ice hole.
Snowfield ___ heard a rumor that iron fences taste sweet in the winter, so she sneaks a taste while the others aren't looking
Forest ___ unknowingly steps into a bear's territory and gets slapped by an angry bear.
Forest ___ inadvertently looks up and sees a cute squirrel looking at her. She gives the squirrel her precious chocolate but it runs off with the chocolate without even looking back at her.
Wasteland A small child tries his best to stop ___ from moving forward as it is a heavily contaminated area.
SAA, Sten Mk. 2, M14, L85A1, Galil, UMP40, Suomi, G28, S.A.T.8, OBR
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Snowfield ___ heard a rumor that iron fences taste sweet in the winter, so she sneaks a taste while the others aren't looking
Snowfield ___ gets scared by Agent that suddenly appears out of nowhere. After shooting at Agent, she realizes that it was only an ice sculpture. Who was it that made that...!
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ comes across a refugee on the road. After a great internal struggle, she decides to give her rations to the refugee.
Tokarev, C96, M1A1, SVD, MG42, PSG-1, Five-seveN, IWS 2000, M590
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Snowfield ___ feels her head is a bit heavy, but she carries on. Only when she got back to base did she find out that an animal got tangled in her hair, so she quickly saves it.
M1918, G11 (sleepy)
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All ___ accidentally falls asleep while walking.
All ___ wakes up and almost misses her deadline for submitting her report.
Wasteland ___ finds a flower on the side of the road that she has never seen before, so she stops to look at it, and then she falls asleep.
Vector, Kar98k, Lee Enfield, UMP 45, MG5, Carcano M91/38
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City Some humans try to strike up a conversation with ___, but she rejects them, yet they somehow get excited.
SVD, SR-3MP, PKP
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City ___ comes across a vending machine and confidently says she'll show the others how to operate it. She then gets her hand stuck in the take-out port.
Stechkin, T92, TAR-21, LWMMG, OBR (financially savvy)
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All ___ finds an empty bottle on the ground and thinks she can sell this to a recycler, so she picks it up.
City ___ finds herself with extra cash this month and plans to have a look around the shopping center. However, she overhears that the delivery at the base is backed up and decides to save her money instead.
City ___ finds herself with extra cash this month and plans to have a look around the shopping center. She happily buys what she needed and also gets a gift for the Commander.
MG42, MG34, MG3
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All Taking advantage of the down time during a break, ___ cleans her spare barrel and ammo belt.
C96, M14, Galil,MG3, MG3, Type 97
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All ___ trips as she ran too fast.
All ___ picks up someone's lost item while training.
BM59, ST AR-15, SIG-510, M60, Bren, PKP (likes training)
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All ___ thinks everyone should jog a bit for some exercise, but everyone else opposes.
All Everyone notices that ___'s packed equipment today are heavier than before. Guess this is a new sort of training.
All ___ undergoes enhancement training.
All ___ does not forget her training during her mission.
Snowfield In order to strengthen her cold resistance (self-proclaimed), ___ takes off some of her winter equipment. I hope she'll be okay.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds a mysterious cave and the group decides to explore it while ___ does push-ups at the entrance.
Nagant Revolver, MP5 (drinks milk)
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All ___ drinks a lot of milk because she wants to grow taller, but it doesn't seem to make any difference.
All ___ drank too much milk and has to find a toilet.
FAL, Five-seveN, SCW, T77 (likes animals)
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City ___'s entry into the diner gets refused because she's carrying a pet, so she has no choice but to wait for her teammates to bring her the takeout.
Forest ___ tries to speak with the animals in the forest, and a __(pet) tries to converse with her. Neither could understand each other, so __ could only regretfully watch ___ (pet) leave.
Forest ___ tries to speak with the animals in the forest, but no animal pays her any attention.
City, Forest ___ discovers a nest of kittens that have lost their mother and decides to bring them back to base with her.
M1014, S.A.T 8
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All ___ discovers an anti-personnel mine in the area. ___ deactivates the mine, allowing the group to continue on with their mission.
Nagant Revolver, G36, M60, JS 9
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All ___ keeps on blabbering, but her audience had already sneaked away.
All ___ couldn't find someone to deliver a sermon to and is very unhappy.
M1911, Sten Mk. 2, M21, Mosin Nagant, PTRD, JS05
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All ___ has a dispute with another T-Doll while chatting and they split up.
All ___ exchanges Griffin base gossip with another T-Doll.
Type 56, AK-47, Type 97, PKP
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All ___ fights with others over food and wins.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds her ration bag to be completely empty, and she had already cleaned out the rations of her teammates. ___'s processor almost crashes right then and there.
FAMAS, Ribeyrolles, Chauchat (Maginot Line)
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Snowfield Knowing that a blizzard is coming, ___ suddenly becomes very anxious and begins to insist on saving all her supplies to last through the bad weather.
P38, P08, C96, MP40, Kar98k, G43, STG44, MG42, MG34, PzB39 (Operation Barbarossa)
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Snowfield Knowing that a blizzard is coming, ___ suddenly becomes very anxious and begins to insist on rushing to the destination before the weather deteriorates.
Type 92, Type 56, Type 56-1, Type 64, Hanyang Type 88, NZ75, Type 79, M99, Type 95, Type 97, Type 59, Type 63, Type 97S, Type 81R, T91, JS05, T65, Type 80, T77, JS 9, QJY 88, Type 03 (Chinese T-dolls)
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Forest ___ is very confident that she saw a giant panda in the forest. Although it was incredible, it's still no match for a life with Griffin PMC.
Wasteland ___ finds herself in a poetic mood and immediately sits down to compose a poem. However, she wrote for too long and has to run to catch up to her teammates.
City, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds wild koi in the river!
Forest ___ remembers a rumor she heard recently of a mysterious, black and white bear-like creature, but she does not believe in it. (Can only trigger when there are only 1 or less Chinese T-dolls from this group in your exploration echelon)
Forest ___ sees a mysterious, black and white bear-like creature in the forest, but how is this possible? (Can only trigger when there are only 1 or less Chinese T-dolls from this group in your exploration echelon)
Nagant Revolver, PPSh-41, PPS-43, Mosin Nagant, SVT-38, DP28 (Winter War)
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Forest ___ becomes suspicious, constantly pointing out that she seems to hear someone speaking Finnish from the underbrush.
M16A1, M4A1, ST AR-15, M4 SOPMOD II, RO635, HK416, UMP9, UMP45, G11
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Snowfield ___ gets blinded by the sunlight reflection off of the snow and curses IOP for making her vision module so much like a human's eyesight.
When Five-seveN is in the exploration echelon, can only be triggered by another T-doll
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Snowfield FAL's pet got too excited and ran away. ___ hopes it would come back by itself, because otherwise it would be impossible to find in the snow.
When both G11 and HK416 are in the exploration echelon
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Snowfield Gr G11 and 416 are out on a mission. Gr G11 falls asleep standing while 416 is monitoring the road. 416 turns Gr G11 into a roadside snowman.
Generic, any T-doll can trigger these messages
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All ___ accidentally trips and falls.
All ___ searches an unknown area and finds some valuable resources.
All ___ searches an unknown area and ends up getting lost.
All ___ watches Crimson-Souled Kamen to learn what justice is.
All ___ defeats a gangster that robs civilians and earns recognition.
All A group of people follows the team for several kilometers. They're black market merchants who want to take advantage of the T-Dolls. ___ drives these people away.
All ___ recycles some garbage and turns them into treasure.
All After a thorough search, ___ did not find anything other than some empty bottles.
All The team encounters a Griffin T-Doll separated from her own team. ___ offers to invite her into the group, but she refuses and opts to wait for her commander to find her.
All ___ looks to be mulling deeply over something but is actually just spacing out.
City ___ finds a nice coffee shop. She wants to get a cup of coffee but realizes she does not have enough money, so she ends up leaving.
City ___ comes across a vending machine and is attracted by the weird things inside.
City ___ enters the supermarket to replenish her supplies.
City Considering the amount of effort she put forth in completing the mission over the past few days, ___ decides to treat herself to a nice meal.
City After receiving a considerable tip, the bar owner whispers…Helian's blind date yesterday was a bust
City ___ sees a human girl run to a boy for an embrace, and she could not help but think of the Commander.
City ___ comes across an overturned truck on the road and scolds the people that are stealing the goods.
City ___ comes across an overturned truck on the road and helps the driver in loading the goods back onto the truck.
City Going through the city center, ___ is deeply attracted by the bustling atmosphere.
City ___ comes across a pickpocket on the street and pins him to the ground. Perhaps another small black mark has been left in the history of the relationship between humans and T-Dolls.
City ___ comes across a pickpocket on the street but he runs.
City Some humans strike up a conversation with ___ but they are very rude. Perhaps another small black mark has been left in the history of the relationship between humans and T-Dolls.
City Some humans strike up a conversation with ___. They have a friendly chat until the humans find out she is a Doll.
City Some humans strike up a conversation with ___. They have a friendly chat and don't seem to hold any prejudices against Dolls.
Snowfield ___ merrily dives into the snow but gets cut up by something sharp in the garbage pile underneath.
Snowfield ___ steps on something soft in the snow. After digging it up, she is saddened to see it's just garbage.
Snowfield Having been trekking through the snow for a long while, the tired ___ proposes that everyone build a snowman together.
Snowfield The snowstorm picks up and ___ decides to take refuge in the igloo she found on the side of the road.
Snowfield ___ finds an ice sculpture modeled after Agent on the side of the road. No clue who made this, but it looks very detailed.
Forest ___ finds a very valuable black truffle!
Forest ___ treks through the jungle with great difficulty but comes across a fantastic viewpoint and decides to stop for a rest.
Forest ___ finds many fruit trees and berry bushes nearby, so everyone stops to collect nature's offering.
Forest ___ see a beautiful flower and can't help but smell it. Its stench sends her running away.
Forest ___ inadvertently looks up and sees a cute squirrel looking at her, so she happily greets it.
Forest ___ comes across an abandoned Doll entangled in vines deep in the forest. Although she tries many different methods, it could not be woken up.
Forest ___ notices a bunch of birds flying up in another part of the forest. Seems like there are others nearby.
Forest ___ unknowingly steps into a bear's territory and decides to go around after a brief confrontation
Forest Boars, rabbits, and deer among many other frightened animals are running past the group. ___ thinks something terrible is lurking within the forest.
Wasteland ___ finds a flower on the side of the road that she has never seen before, so she stops to look at it.
Wasteland A small child tries his best to stop ___ from moving forward as it is a heavily contaminated area.
Wasteland ___ meets a group of hunters and somehow gets into a lively conversation.
City, Forest ___ finds a parrot that only knows how to say "hungry".
City, Forest ___ finds a parrot that only knows how to say "save me".
City, Forest ___ finds a parrot that only knows how to say "mommy".
City, Forest, Wasteland ___ almost trips while crossing a river.
City, Forest, Wasteland ___ trips and gets carried away by rushing currents while crossing a rivers. Fortunately, she catches onto a rock.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ searches an abandoned wooden house but finds nothing to eat inside.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds a refrigerator inside an abandoned wooden house, but there's only a skeleton inside.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ searches an abandoned wooden house and almost knocks the entire house over.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds an abandoned wooden house, but it doesn't look like there's anything valuable inside.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ searches an abandoned wooden house but finds that it's already been picked clean.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ jumps for joy after finding a legendary, out-of-production can of beef inside an abandoned wooden house.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ becomes very depressed after realizing she is passing through a refugee camp.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland The refugees surround ___ and she is very bothered until her teammates pull her out of the crowd.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland The refugees hope that ___ who is passing through can lend a helping hand, but both sides understand that there's nothing she can do to help.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland A refugee tries to force his child into ___'s arms, but the child does not want to leave his parents, and the group takes the chance to escape.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ finds a mysterious cave, but she couldn't see anything because of the darkness, so she hesitates in going in.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland ___ picks up someone's lost item on the ground.
Snowfield, Forest, Wasteland Although she couldn't provide any substantial help, ___'s words still calmed the nerves of the fearful people.
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[Lets Build] Interesting Fireside Stories from Retired Adventurers

Welcome to the 109th [Lets Build]!
Interesting Fireside Stories from Retired Adventurers
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1 You fellas make sure to bring ink and parchment, you hear! I remember back, oh, 35 summers ago we found a crypt too big to tackle at the time so we decided to make a map. Only old Bark toes, well we called him Bark toes on account of being a druid his real name was Faelwyn (Sounds elvish but he was a Dwarf, damnedest thing really)... but anyway, old Bark toes had buried all our paper! Said it was only proper respect for Father Tree. So we had to hunt down a rabbit, tan the hide, then burn the map into it. Took 3 days, and that map reeked up my pack something fierce!
2 Hah! That reminds me of a particularly harsh winter when a dwarf I traveled with thought it’d be fun to explore a cave despite us being low on rations. Needless to say by the time spring rolled around I was plus a few Bullywug bites and minus a short bearded friend!
3 I wouldn’t eat that if I was you. I was once treated to the spectacle of what I thought was a Tabaxi coughing up a hairball. Turns out a Remorhaze egg had been incubating in her gut from some dodgy stew and she quickly became its first meal.
4 You think this is bad weather? I’ve seen it rain so hard that you’d swear it was coming from the ground and the sky at the same time. My boots filled so fast I had to walk barefoot to the nearest shelter I could find. Nearly stepped on a gas spore.
5 Well, let me tell you: you can take the mightiest knight or wizard in the kingdom, and they'll duel a demigod or storm the gates o'hell. But you throw enough angry chickens at'em, sooner or later they'll go DOWN. Buy me a top-shelf whiskey and I'll tell you how it happened to the high priest. It might come in handy later on.
6 That's a good story, but I bet you never saw a goliath hurl a gnome into the maw of an angry froghemoth, the hard part wasn't getting the gnome out of the creature, she did that much herself. The hard part was getting the stink o' frog guts off of the gnome.
7 Things are different these days, they are indeed. I was a Red Arrow, didja know that? Travelled all over these lands, usually in small bands but sometimes they were hundreds of us. Thousands! Everywhere we went we'd work to make people proud of their own accomplishments. Make 'em happy, even if they said our arrows were orange! And if they stole from others, or said unkind things, why we stabbed them with our cold blue spears to let the people know how to behave like proper folk!
8 This? Just a bit o' mead from home. Like wine, but made of honey; there's a bit of rose in this one, I think. Want a taste? (If offer is accepted, the mead is described as being pleasantly sweet and smooth, if a bit dry. May cause heartburn for those with hearts.) Good stuff, innit? My uncle's favorite; it's basically all he'd drink. We'd usually get that mead with the juniper berries mixed in, but my uncle preferred the rose mead. Said it tasted better. Dunno if I entirely agree, but that's what he would bring over. Heh...I remember one year, he came by, strangely empty-handed. My mum (his sister) asked where he mead was. That's the thing, he said, they said they was out. Some damn fool had made off with the barrels, leaving none for the rest of us. He suffered through the juniper mead, but he sure as hell wasn't happy about it. But then comes next week, right? He comes by with two kegs of the stuff. THEY FOUND IT, he said. He said he'd been walking along when he heard a commotion off the path, went to go check it out. And, sitting on top of a cart, drunk as hell, were the thieves. They hadn't even properly made off with the stuff, they were just sitting there barely off the road. Damn fools. My uncle seemed proud of himself. Man loved his mead. Maybe a little too much...
9 Hah! That's nothing! You want to know what 'up shit creek without a paddle' really looks like? Lemme tell you a story: Me and four of me mates (or so I thought) were going through the mountains with a big load from... I won't tell, because I might actually get back to that pile o' gold one day. But! We were going through this wicked cave, and suddenly drow, the dark bastards, jump out of the shadows and start shouting at us in broken common. Now, we're alone in the mountains, one weeks travel from any civilization, and ambushed by a crew of drow. That's the shit creek, now where's me paddle gone? Well as if the situation wasn't bad enough, there's a cave in that separates me from me mates (got Spencer's leg too), and now I'm alone against a dozen pissed off drow. Now, how I got out of that situation with only a dirk and a shovel to my name, is a story that there isn't a cup of mead big enough to buy from me.
10 So there I was, tied up. Not 20 feet from this sorceress and her gaggle of cultists. As the I was cutting my way through my bonds, and trying to signal to my mates that we need to stop this. The cultists were Chanting, the clouds were getting darker and the villager in the middle of the throng was getting really nervous. But all I could think about was that damn sorceress. Anyway, that's how I met my first ex-wife.
11 That ain't nothin' to be scared of. You ever been chased by an undead thunder lizard, vomiting zombies? I tell yah, that'll change the color of your pants and maybe even your religion!
12 So you should have seen it: Me, the most beautiful woman you ever saw and a table that turned out to be a mimic. Her palms were stuck to the surface for reasons I as gentleman shall not get into, and I was swinging my sword with one hand and hitching up my trousers with another. Anyway that was the last time I snuck into the Wizard's college storage cellar to fool around.
13 No crud, there I was at the Battle of Deepwater Isle, standing in front of the walls to Waterdeep. A hundred Sahaugin were storming up the bank, angry as a cat in a pond. We held them back, dropping them 3 to 1. Problem is, that wasn't fast enough and they just kept coming. Well, the Blackstaffs showed up on the wall behind us. Yah ever see what a Fireball does to aquatic flesh? It scared 'em, scared 'em right good but I tell yah, you never smell something so bad as burning water goblin! Except maybe troglodyte...
14 That's some nice shootin' there. Did I ever tell you about the time I one-shotted an orc with my sling? See, we was jumped on the Trade Way, just a simple escort job. This little warband of orcs jumped us on the road, lookin' for an easy take. Didn't expect we all had steel, yah see? We cut 'em down quick, but one slipped away, with a sack of valuables under his arm. That greenskin nicked an ox, no lie, tryin' to ride it for all its worth. He was bouncing all around and not gettin' too far. I picked up a rock off the ground, loaded my sling, one shot in the back of his head and he went tumblin'; dead before he hit the ground.
15 That's a fine bit o' gold there. Reminds me of the time I was prospecting for gold up north of Neverwinter. Mount Hotenow was still having its rumblings and we were pickin' pieces that size out of the rivers!
16 Oh don't complain about this little drizzle. Did I ever tell you about the time I was sailing back from Chult? Musta been only a couple years ago. We had 3 ships, full of old relics, when a bad squall kicked up. Swells were 30 to 40 feet and rain was crushing down on us in sheets. We barely stayed afloat, and what's worse; Everytime the lightning flashed, we saw tentacles rising up from the depths. Only 2 of our ships made it back...
17 Now that's a fine bit o' cloth. Almost reminds me of Owlbear fur. I tell yah, ain't nothin' better for keepin' back the winter chill.
19 You'd be surprised how many times an adventurer met their end from overconfidence. I saw a man that cut a giant in two with a single slice die after insisting the river only looked deep.
20 Never ask a paladin about how their oath works unless you want an hour long moral philosophy lecture complete with some shameless proselytizing.
21 Took us nine days to find that phylactery. The lich was pretty pissed when we showed him it. That was the fourth time we killed that ancient relic disguised as a man but that was the first time any of us saw fear in an undeads eyes.
22 Get bent, young-blood. You don't know nuthin' bout no adven'turing. I know so, 'cause if you'd tell me a story 'bout what yuve seen and I passed my wine jug wi'out noticin' then I'd cut my luv'ely beard! And I. Dunt. Cut. Muh. Beard. Or share teh wine..." (Now the PC's have a chance to RP their characters telling a story of the experiences their character has had.)
23 Say now, this reminds me of the time old Zollio rode a giant monitor lizard round the upside of a bridge to get a clear shot at the turtle dragon harassing us. Yessir, he was a sight to behold. Fell the whole way down and still managed to get the killing blow off that bow of his. I can't remember how we made it out of that one.
24 So... you heard of the pale elf Drost Durden and his white tiger? He defied the laws of the over-light mountains, descended from their snowy peaks, and became a hero of the people. But thats just what the stories say, he is probably as cruel as the rest of them. (Note, there is a Dark Elf there listening to this story who looks very... very... very tired at listening to this)
25 See this scar on my chin? The first deer I ever killed, I must have been 14, no 13. I waited for hours in a tree. Shivering in the cold, hungry as a dog. I pissed myself. Finally a young buck casually strolled up to my tree. I was so cold, I was scared my staccato breathing would scare him off. I raised my bow and my hands were shaking. Luckily it was directly under me. I couldn't miss. I let go and the arrow stuck him good in his side. It jumped up and buck a few times like a roaring bull. Then it hopped around in a a zig zag and almost seemed to lay down for a nap. I was young but I knew to wait a moment before approaching. I slowly climbed down the tree. I slipped the last couple feet. I sauntered over to the deer. I slowly kneeled down beside him. I took a moment to admire the steam coming off his body which some druids believe is the deer's life essence leaving this plane. I leaned in close to his face and I thanked him for his meat which I was about to consume. The deer pulled its head back and butted me right in the face. His antler leaving a deep gouge in my chin. He jumped up took a couple steps and again collapsed under its own weight. At 13 years old, I provided for my family that cold night.
26 When I was your age, we had no idea that there were any other 'planes'. You were born on the prime material, and that's the way we liked it!
27 When I was your age, we walked thousands of leagues to dungeons! Uphill both ways!
28 Let me tell you something, young adventurer. Treat well you're boots for they protect you more than you know. That being said, I will never wear another pair again. I traded my boots for route sandals long ago, and let me tell you, I ain't putting on another pair of boots! I'd rather die! What do you mean I've used the same phrase twice in one sentence?
29 If you suspect that you're gonna run into gnolls, just piss yourself! Hyenae respect the scent of piss. Makes 'em feel like they're messing with the property of someone powerful, ya know?
30 I've never been a fan of 'preparing' spells. Back with the clergy of my youth, if you wanted a disease to be cured, THAT'S TOO BAD! YOU HAD TO DIE, JUST AS AMAUNATOR INTENDED!
31 I never much cared for dwarfs. To stalky. Too hairy. What are gonna do with all that hair, hm? I don't trust it.
32 Listen well. You need a danger word. I don't care about safe words or what you do with them. A danger word. Some things out there change their shapes. Mimic us. Hide the truth from your eyes. We had a rule. You found a way to work the danger word into conversation if your suspicions were up, but not your patience. 'Eaglepeak'. That was ours. 'Weather here is nothing like Eaglepeak.' or, 'The food here is worse than Eaglepeak.'
33 One day I wondered off from my caravan to relieve myself in private. Just my luck I was ambushed by bandits at the worst possible moment. Then for the first time in my life I was happy to hear the raspy scream of an owlbear. The bandits all ran in opposite directions, the owlbear had pecked on of them really good and was in the process of turning him into a pincushion with its pointy beak. I pulled my pants up, again at the worst possible moment, and I slowly turned around and walked away, once I got far enough to not hear the pecking of flesh I ran.
34 There we were, trapped on the bridge between the Harpies and the 4-armed Pirate-Gorillas, when Smendrik the Adequate (as we called him then) got the bright idea to cast Featherfall and Burning Hands through a barrel while we all stood on top! How we got the barrel is another interesting tale, you see it four years prior to then that we came across...
35 One time we met a Dwarf who bragged that he could disarm ANY trap. So we find something that looks suspicious and we let him prove himself. He's sitting there for 10 minutes trying to disarm a weird little square of tile and a gout of flame shoots out of the wall next to him and sets his beard on fire! He runs around smacking himself trying to put himself out until our cleric finally extinguished him with a water spell. He stands there for a bit, beard half burnt off and drenched in water, looks at us and says "just avoid that tile".
36 One time, a long while ago, Trudy and I were trying to nab some merchant’s permit from a fancy party and Trudy got made. So, to sneak her out, I hid her underneath my ball gown. We were both lucky my corset was big enough. Of course, leaving so suddenly would have been suspicious, which is how I spent 3 hours walking around a party with my sister under my dress. Thankfully, no one offered me a dance.
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